#Fluent Freshman

[jtl-fics]

Fluent Freshman - Part 07

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The thing about Nicky knowing that FF knows Russian and therefore understands every single excruciatingly sweet, ear-reddingly spicy, or shockingly mundane thing that Andrew and Neil say to one another is that he is objectively the 3rd worst person to know this secret.

First place is, of course, Andrew Minyard the man who has now asked him about his family 3 times in the last week and a half. FF doesn’t really care if Andrew goes after the majority of his ‘family’ since it’s just his step brothers and step dad but Andrew might go after his Grandma too so he just says “We don’t talk” every time it comes up and deletes his entire chat history with his grandma that way Andrew won’t know how close they are. If that means that Andrew thinks that no one would look for him if he happened to disappear into a shallow grave FF doesn’t know. He’s already doomed so the least he can do is save his gran.

Second place is, of course, Captain Neil. Captain has mentioned quite a few times that a lot of people stay with friends or people they’re close with over Thanksgiving break. It’s meaner than Captain Neil usually would be off of the Court reminding FF that he has friends but none close enough who would want to spend a holiday with him. He plans to go see his Gran for Thanksgiving and she plans to feed him a truly ridiculous amount of food. It’s the same plan he’s had pretty much every year since he was 13.

Third place is Nicky Hemmick. Nicky is a very nice guy who got him a paperboy to hyperventilate into a couple times and would absolutely never intentionally OUT somebody and compromise their safety! Nicky’s talked with FF about some of his background so FF has full confidence that it’s never going to be something that Nicky intentionally outs to anyone. But there are two main reasons why Nicky is the third worst person to find out about this secret.

The first reason is that Nicky Hemmick just unabashedly loves gossip. FF has heard that with the graduation of the girls the previous year had gone Allison Reynolds who had multiple running bets on multiple teammates and a whole cache of gossip. Now Nicky has access to the ultimate accidental gossip magnet in the man who no one notices, who knows any language the Foxes speak and is too awkward to get up and leave when they start talking.

Nicky will never tell another soul his secret but he also HAS to know what Neil and Andrew are saying to one another and when Nicky lies to cover for him the charge is one free conversation translation.

He’s absolutely hooked on getting translations the since the first time he had asked what Andrew and Neil are hissing at one another one morning practice.

FF translated it awkwardly feeling like a creep and like he’s invading their privacy but Nicky had helped him eat the four slavic letter flashcards he had made up to help a friend study the language when Captain Neil and Andrew had come back early from a weekend alone in Columbia.

Nicky had even assured him afterwards that the ink was probably non-toxic and given him floss so he could get the flashcard wedged between his molars out.

So….

“Andrew’s mad that Captain Neil skipped breakfast because they’re working to make him eat something for every meal. Captain Neil’s mad because Andrew’s the one that kept him in bed so long that he didn’t have time to make anything.”

Nicky squeals in delight

The second reason, which is just compounded by the first, is the fact that Nicky had promised not to tell another Soul. However Nicky Hemmick, the romantic that he is, believes that he and his Fiancé Erik share one soul since they are soulmates. Therefore Nicky Hemmic had barely even registered FF’s tears of gratitude before he was calling Erik to tell him about FF.

The sheer number of close calls that have happened because Nicky HAS to tell Erik about something Andrew and Neil said to one another or something someone else is saying is the reason FF started getting ulcers.

Watching Nicky talk to Erik about him knowing Russian is like watching a member of the three stooges walk through a construction site blindfolded. FF nearly kills himself stopping Nicky from outing him numerous times and at the end Nicky’s smiling, unscathed and unaware of the sheer number of close calls he had sauntered through.

FF can’t wait to go home and bury his face in his grandma’s lap, stress eat two apple pies, and tell her about how he thinks he might just become an electrician or a plumber or an underwater welder because one of his language professors wants him to come and speak to a lower level class (a gen-ed with over a hundred people in it) about the usefulness of LATIN for all their majors since they can parse the meaning via root word and he had panicked and said ’Sure’.

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The thing about being the only person on the team that knows that FF speaks Russian and is riddled with social anxiety is that it’s absolutely hilarious most of the time.

Every once in a while he has to step in to help the guy.

So sometimes he’ll eat flashcards. Sometimes he’ll distract his cousin with a salacious comment so FF can escape a dangerous conversation with his drunk friend. Sometimes he pushes FF to go talk to Abby about his tummy troubles. Sometimes he’ll hand over one of the brown paper bags he keeps in his backpack nowadays so FF can wheeze into it and sometimes he’ll assure his cousin that FF’s passing out after he offered to teach him how to use a knife was probably because of his stomach ulcers not because FF is terrified of Andrew stabbing him.

Nicky is the only member of the Foxes that FF regularly seeks out on his own to hang out with and Nicky just loves how hard Andrew and Neil are trying not to be jealous about it.

“I want to ask Smith if he wants to come spend Thanksgiving Break with us.” Andrew says out of the blue a week before the aforementioned break when it’s just Aaron, Neil, Nicky and himself in Nicky’s dorm room.

Nicky thinks about FF talking about going back to his hometown in Washington State and how he waxed poetic about spending Thanksgiving Break with his Grandma and how he was going to eat his weight in pie and Macaroni and Cheese.

“He’s planning on going and seeing his grandma. He won’t shut up about it.” Nicky says still glad that FF has a family member like his grandma.

Everyone else in the room look at him.

“He won’t shut up about it?” Aaron asks with an eyebrow raised. Aaron likes FF just fine and appreciates how FF has helped Katelyn start to grasp the fundamentals of the German language so quickly so she can understand what’s being said. “So what he said it twice?” He continues.

Nicky remembers FF’s ability for catastrophizing every conversation with the Foxes into one where it comes out that he speaks Russian and Andrew stabs him. As far as the other Foxes are concerned he’s a man of few words.

“He’s been talking about it all month. If I hear about his grandma’s apple pie recipe one more time I might demand he sneak a slice back for me through TSA.” Nicky loves stoking the flames, especially when the fire is harmless. He watches Aaron shrug and the skin around both Neil and Andrew’s mouths tightens. “You can ask him, the worst he can say is No.” Nicky shrugs.

Nicky is there when Andrew does ask him and he can see the prolonged internal scream of terror on the utterly blank face (or maybe he just imagines it.) and in a way Nicky is a little sad when FF shakes his head and says “No, I have plans with my Grandma.” In an utterly blank voice that means he has functionally blue-screened before turning and walking towards the nearest door so he can reboot in solitude.

“The offer stands if you change your mind.” Neil says and Nicky is impressed with the seemingly very casual thumbs up FF gives as he power walks away.

A little less than a week later Nicky finds Andrew next to FF and FF looking down at a cancelled flight notification after coming in from a truly monumental storm.

Andrew offers Thanksgiving in Columbia again.

Nicky tries to stop it from happening he can see that FF is a little lost in his disappointment over not being able to see his grandma and not thinking clearly but before he can snap him out of it.

“Sure.”

NEXT

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[just-anotherrandomartist]

been meaning to sketch this guy for a while i’m obsessed with @jtl-fics’s aftg oc FF Smith

[passinhosdetartaruga]

I want a Final Destination movie in which Death keeps trying to kill someone but the person is so anxious they just keep fixing things before Death can kill them, not even realizing something is going on

[emry-stars-art]

OH ANOTHER GOOD OPTION

In our imaginings (bc you best believe we've joked around with this kid) he's the Palmetto royal translator and accidental intel gatherer bc no one realizes he's in the room and/or that he can understand all these languages

He sussed out like a third of Abram's background completely by accident but will never mention it

(and Janie is the local/wandering fortune teller or witch that makes Andrew and Day question if maybe "seeing the future" might actually exist)

[coward-draws]

I couldn’t resist but draw @jtl-fics’s FF Smith, an anxiety pie :>

It says «тревожный пирожок», “anxiety pie” in russian! It’s a real and useful phrase in russian — a cute way to address your anxious friends

And eggs with leek, apple jam, meat and cabbage (which is inside this particular pie as well as anxiety) are all traditional fillings for russian pies :3

(My mom says that cabbage and apple are the safest to buy — who knows what meat are they putting here. Wise choice for your tummy, Smithy!)

[salfishersimp2]

Okay so I think he would totally want something like chocolate or vanilla but wouldn't want people to think he's a basic bitch or something so he goes for mint (I was yet again proved wrong as his panic choice is vanilla but oh well)

That shit has drugs in there love

So no drugs (I was wrong again what a surprise lmao)

I have no idea what a speakeasy is but i'm going with the vibe here

My imagination was going on so hard when reading this that when the music stopped my ears started ringing as if I just got out of a really loud room

Istg I will read this again at some point bc I have got to find em (<--- known liar)

@jtl-fics

[modernfabulist]

To the most noblest @jtl-fic, a humble fable in kind to your swift, detailed response to my request of them. I write this little snippet of my favorite moments from some of their works.

To beginning with Fluent Freshman comes one Known Smith who once has gone beyond mortal men's understanding of certain flashcards with the help of the enlightenment of one 5 hour energy potion much to the ire of one goalie (who does not like this title) and a stiker (who quite favors this title amount a select few) and Smith's afflicted stomach... and another piece from one of their other fabulous writing from MathNerd where one disgruntled Ichirou appears for one Neil Josten (who couldn't be bothered in the slightest for throwing a wrentch certain plans) much to the unfortunate heart of an anxiety driven Kevin Day.

Fin.

[dykeseinfeld]

AGH the world if i became a classicist!!!!!!!!!! i’d be too powerful!!! if this is how far i’ve gotten on my own can you imagine!!!!!

[1892]

like ok sorry i used to be so good at french i lost it entirely because of covid ...f u

[deelebee]

i got pepto bismol today for my tummy and all i could think about was FF @jtl-fics

[jtl-fics]

as someone who is abysmally anxious and has a massive fear of feeling nothing (caused by out of control dissociation bouts though, not meds) I hope you know you really called me out with this one.

also- dw, the issue has been long since resolved, I just still very much fear that state of mind

double also- I love the FF series so much and regularly look for updates, its so good!!! The creativity is wild and he gets up to such funky little scenarios

I'm glad you're doing better!

FF's state of mind is very personal to me during that time because I had (have) OCD that resulted in really bad Trichotillomania when I was five (still a trichster all these years later but now it's easier). Mom and Dad didn't really know what to do and it was still a relatively new diagnosis for people to get. So I met some other kids with it and one kid's treatment always stuck with me. I don't know what they had him on but he just was not there. I like to think that whatever it was they got him off of it and maybe (like my parents) they got him into a sport so that he could run off all his crazy stress / anxiety that had him ripping out his eyebrows.

I love how many people enjoy this silly lil story I'm weaving for you all and say how it makes your day better to see a new chapter.

[salfishersimp2]

@jtl-fics is this what FF looks like after joining the mafia (yakuza?)?

[salfishersimp2]

@jtl-fics just remembered I have some written answers to FF's shenanigans in my notes that I was writing as if they were wattpad comments (bc god I miss those) and I told myself I'd post them with the highlighted parts I was talking about when I finished reading and then I just completely forgot about it

So should I like post them or????

[legowerewolf]

my poor little blorbos who're so anxious their heartbeats are just a low hum rather than distinguishable beats

[jtl-fics]

HEY your FF AU is so silly, i've been giggling like a madman over it for like 10 minutes. i can perfectly imagine it 😭

I’m glad you enjoy it. I’m quite fond of FF and his fainting goat tendencies.

[d3sc3nt1nto1ns4n1ty]

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